The woman thinks this girl is hotter than she is. Not true.
Sure, she’s hot, but not “hotter.” I just want this on the record.
ADDITION The woman has seen the draft and asked me not to post it. For one, she believes that this blonde is hotter. For two, she says that the blonde will feel bad. Doubt it. Just to be clear, she is amazingly gorgeous. It’s just that in my opinion, woman is a smidgen more gorgeous. Nobody in this Playboy Mansion should feel self-conscious, though. We only have room for one centerfold.
Fuckable Food rocks. For one thing, they post great food. For another, their little avatar picture leads one to believe they’d make pretty babies.
I’ll admit that we’ll probably end up reblogging too much from them, but we’re actively trying to avoid that. This mac & cheeseburger is too good to pass up, though. I would love to place my palm on the top bun, smash it flat, and eat this.
Holy hell, this looks good. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and remembering this exists in your fridge. A toe-stubbing dash to the carton of milk followed by the ecstasy of this melting in your mouth is better than any dream you were having.
I’d have reblogged this without credit to thenommables, but somehow they got the pic even though it’s protected by copyrights and things.